And Worthless.

God was bored by him.

• Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
• Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
• Failure has gone to his head.
• Greater love hath no man than this, to lay down his friends for life.
• He could never see a belt without hitting below it.
• He had delusions of adequacy.
• He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

• He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.
• He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
• He is a man of splendid abilities but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.