Monday, November 29, 2010

And Worthless.

God was bored by him.
  • Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
  • Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
  • Failure has gone to his head.
  • Greater love hath no man than this, to lay down his friends for life.
  • He could never see a belt without hitting below it.
  • He had delusions of adequacy.
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
  • He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.
  • He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
  • He is a man of splendid abilities but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.

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